Yeah King asked:


So I want to get divorced from my wife. Unfortunately, I can’t financially… She is rich, an heiress to the O’Henry candy bar fortune. So, she made me sign a pre-nup. Now one of the conditions was that if she catches me with another WOMAN she can divorce me and I would be entitled to nothing!

Now I am not gay, but I can’t think of any other solution… If she were to catch me with a man, then I would still be entitled to the money. I mean, it says explicitly another WOMAN, but nothing about a man… So I figure that if she comes home and catches a guy tossing my salad while I go elbow deep on him, then she would be disgusted enough to leave me and I still get my money.

I need to make sure that this will in fact work, because I don’t want to endure a good ol’ fashion fudgepackin’ if I ain’t gonna get paid, ya heard? Please help.

Bettie

4 Responses to “Legal advice regarding divorce and adultry?”

1. Ivan G on February 20th, 2010 10:04 am

   Arnoldo

   either way you will get fudged … no moola for you.

2. Don B on February 23rd, 2010 6:18 am

   Risten

   sounds to me like YOU have to make a decision

   what is more important

   YOUR FREEDOM

   or

   MILKING HER FOR HER MONEY

3. wizjp on February 24th, 2010 8:08 pm

   Lucius

   Not even in the land of troll

   Better poor and free.

4. FAH-Q on February 25th, 2010 10:36 am

   Hye

   …..gotta ask stan…he’s the caddy